Meet the GM's
Current HMWH GM's
Glenn aka "The Commish"
The brains and brawn behind the He Man Woman Haters Fantasy Football Club. When he’s not training dogs or climbing mountains (no, really, he does that sh*t), he’s finding new and creative ways to make the He Man Woman Haters even better. Always the initiator of “The Commissioner’s Tequila” to kick off draft day!
John aka "speed demon"
The most meticulous and purposeful drafter among us. You can rely on 2 things in this life: 1) the sun rises in the east and 2) John will have his team drafted before the rest of us can finish our second beer.
That's the best picture we could get. John again finished before the street lights came on and we had to snap a shot of him exiting the building.
Speller aka "double draft"
The undisputed king of trying to draft players that went 3 rounds earlier. Yep, he's "that guy". Fortunately for the rest of the league, each one of his mistakes results in a free beer for the rest of us. "That's a round!" is the phrase most commonly heard after Speller announces his selection.
Goddamnit...he beat us.
Cooper aka "oompa loompa"
After his escape from the Chocolate Factory, the token ginger for HMWH managed his way to a Fantasy Championship in 2020. A win for Redskins fans everywhere. And they said it couldn’t be done!
Brian aka "the accountant"
Well planned and with a solid budget management strategy every year …until the draft starts. Never has so much effort gone into bottom 4 finishes in the history of Fantasy Football. A perennial participant in the annual Insurance Bowl. Is this the year?
UPDATE: 2021 was the year!
Mike aka "mikey" or "cowboy jesus"
One of many Cowboys fans that this pool is infested with. Although he has modelled his image in that of the saviour, he has yet to turn water into wine or drafting Cowboys into wins with any regularity.
Adam aka "smitty"
Self-proclaimed finder of "value" in the auction draft. Loves to talk smack about every player he wants to draft and still thinks the rest of the league hasn't figured him out. What else would you expect from a Cowboys fan?
Dave aka "Drunk"
The whole league is waiting for the year that Dave finishes the draft in a vertical position. Known for his free spending ways, Dave tends to dominate the first 20 minutes of the annual auction, then wakes up to fill out the rest of his roster in hour 4.
Al aka "Supplement-AL"
Because it's all about the supplementals! A regular active participant at the bi-weekly supplemental drafts, Al's contribution to the Pro-Bowl pot is second to none! Also co-starred alongside Patrick Mahomes in Quaterback Episode 6 on Netflix!
Greg aka "Rocky"
Inaugural recipient of the tiara. Lucky to have survived his first draft after trying to go “toe to toe” with The Commish after one too many Tequilias. ‘Nuff said.
Also co-starred alongside Patrick Mahomes and proudly displayed the tiara in "Quaterback" Episode 6 on Netflix!
Ken aka "Superdad"
Kenny is the only HMWH that has never let "I've got the kids tonight" get in the way of an event. Have to get them started early! As committed as they come, Kenny is a true role model for us all!
Kevin aka "crackstone"
The newest member of HMWH. Joined from the “waiting list” in 2023. Started out by failing to bring his introductory bottle of tequilia to the first event. Not a good start, so we'll see how how he redeems himself. Hopefully better than those who came before him!
Retired HMWH GM's
Rob aka "newb" or "no show"
The newest member of HMWH. Joined from the “waiting list” in 2020 and proceeded to dominate the league for the entire regular season…only to choke and mis-manage his team right out of the playoffs. Had an ominous start to the 2021 season by not showing up to first league event of the year! He then followed that up by bailing on pre-draft golf and again not telling anyone. Rob's on thin ice for 2022...it is going to take a lot of rounds to redeem himself.
Update...He never did redeem himself.
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